what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

dislike this...please.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Blind people can't read this.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Black History Month

thumb_up thumb_down -19

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

kyle dosnt eat dick...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

We didnt star the fire ...........

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Dubstep < Music

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops