- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

A horse cantered into a bar.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Obamacare haters

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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