If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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