Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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knock knock

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So. The gays. ...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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who smells? •Liam

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What did the fish say? Moo

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