- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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