- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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