- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Jason Connor.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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