- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A russian gives away vodka.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

I tell an anti joke!.

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