What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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