- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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