What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

since when?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

this is gay

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

My pet rock died.

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

gay marriage.

this girl died

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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