Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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