Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Joey mayer's face

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Proof reading

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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