Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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No. Yes.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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