Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Obama

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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