What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

wanna hear a joke? not really

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

my namew is jd

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

this is a joke

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

hey

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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