- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there police

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.