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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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