- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cold camel scrotum.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

69

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??