How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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W.N.B.A.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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whoa there

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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