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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Weiner

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Anti Joke

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