Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Dubstep < Music

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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GINGER PEOPLE

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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