--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Enchilada

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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