- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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