What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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read this

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fkda

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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