What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Justin Beiber

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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fart+fart=poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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