- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

rape that shit

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

involved parents.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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