Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Your time.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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