- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A snake walks into a bar

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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