What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Women's Rights.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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