Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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