Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

miley cyrus

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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