Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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1+1 =? Too

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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