Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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