What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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toast points

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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