- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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