- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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