What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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