Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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the cast of the jersey shore

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Anti Joke

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