What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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I hate blackniggers

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Chicken

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Reed is poopin

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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