- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A child with cancer grows up.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What is long and black The unemployment line

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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