Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Ryan Chang is funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

asian, do math

So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call a black priest? Father

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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