What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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