- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

how did little johnny die? i killed him

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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