what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Women.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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what happens during a climax apples

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Smart Blondes

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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