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How are you? Yes

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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poop

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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