- Anti Joke

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Republicans

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child