Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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How old are you? 20

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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women playing football?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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