Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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PENlS.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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