What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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