Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

womens rights

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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