Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Ouch.

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Stop being a centipede

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Yes. Just Yes.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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