Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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c+t+c?

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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