- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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