- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Spinabifita

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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