what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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So. The gays. ...

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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THE GAME

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