- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

this is gay

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

who is awesome? no one...

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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