The 13th Amendment...

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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