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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I tell an anti joke!.

I'm banging your sister.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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