two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

I am on a escalator.

YOLO MAH BROLO

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

the cast of the jersey shore

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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