Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

fack me!

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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