How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Cold camel scrotum.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Society.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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