- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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