- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Mitt Romney.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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