Worst joke ever

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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