knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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womens rights

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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