- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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