A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

A baby seal walks into a club.

Jason Connor.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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