- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Knock, knock (No one was home)

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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