- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

I'm a like whore

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Ebola

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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