- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Are you a human?

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

A Frenchman stays and fights

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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