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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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