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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is the best part about football The scoring

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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