A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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I like hats XD!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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