Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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This is an anti-joke.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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W.N.B.A.

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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