Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Who has downs this joke

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Penisland

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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