Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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