- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Yo mamas so fat

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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