Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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who is awesome? no one...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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who farted your mother

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Dubstep < Music

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Hi

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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hi. thats what she said.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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