An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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A women president

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Jews

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

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