- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

fart+fart=poop

It smells like triangles in here.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Stephen Walking.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Darude - Sandstorm

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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