Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Watch your lips.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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