- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Johan showering. . . AWK

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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