what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

good one jess !!

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Girls

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Scientology.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Spread the net.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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