- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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