What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Johnson stops eating

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

womens rights

Oh, I must be hearing things.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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