Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

where are you?

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

I am on a escalator.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you watch ? a tv

Dick spice

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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