How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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