Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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