- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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