helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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twilight

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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