Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Joe Biden

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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hi michael

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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