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Bloody kids ...

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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