- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

No. Yes.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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