- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

raping black women

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Cancer.

The game!

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

...NO.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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