- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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