Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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