-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

involved parents.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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