- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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