- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

It's long!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Joe Biden

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

FAP

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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