- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

peter charastabopouloulous

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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