Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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T-Dog scare me

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Joe Biden

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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