- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

peter charastabopouloulous

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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