Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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who farted your mother

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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