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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

A black guy with his family.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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