What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

PENlS.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A black guy with his family.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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