Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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