Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

my namew is jd

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Farts smell bad!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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