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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How many cows say moo? All of them

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.