- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

How did the girl die? 25.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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