- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

my namew is jd

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Farts smell bad!

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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