- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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