It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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