- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Obamacare haters

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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