A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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#scabbers

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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whats your name? bumder:)

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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