What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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hi corey

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I like to eat people

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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