- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Watch your lips.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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