Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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