1+1 =? Too

I had sex. Just kidding.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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