How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Dubstep < Music

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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