A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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